The everyday struggle that is cat…
October 1st, 2008As some of you already know, our cat tends to have certain bouts of insanity where she becomes this absolutely insufferable whiny meowing monster. Sometimes it lasts a few days, sometimes a week, we kinda wrote it off as it probably just being her “monthly thing” but I’m starting to think she’s either going a bit senile from time to time or that she’s doing it just to piss me off.
When it happens it’s usually her meowing this loud annoying meow over and over and over. Sometimes during the day, but mainly during the night because she makes sure to get a good amount of sleep in during the day so she can keep me up at night. But apart from that behavior she’s perfectly fine. She eats, drinks, plays, runs around like mad chasing toys, it’s just that she has this strange urge to serenade us with this horrid constant meowing sometimes. And it’s pretty random when it starts, sometimes it’s because we leave, sometimes it’s to announce that she just took a crap or that she ate something, sometimes it’s just completely random. And when it happens she just gets this blank stare on her face and just goes to town. And when you look at her angrily when she’s doing it she stops for a sec, and just glares at you as if she knows you don’t approve and she’s trying to kill you with her laser beam eyes. Then later when she snaps out of it for a while she’s the sweetest most affectionate kitty in the world and comes up to you for cuddles as if none of it ever happened.
And I could handle it if it weren’t for her being at her worst during the night…
Mord sleeps like a log and doesn’t wake up at all but I’m a really light sleeper so whenever she starts, I’m awake. And whenever she stops for a few seconds, instead of trying to go back to sleep I just know she’s gonna start again so I’m just lying there waiting for it and feeling the anger rise lol. And of course I’m always right and when she does start again and doesn’t stop I get up, open the bedroom door and go “CAT! STFU!!” And then she does stop for a little while. But in the mornings I usually wake up still tired or not having had any sleep at all.
So today I made it my mission to make sure the little turd didn’t get any sleep at all today in the hope that it’ll tire her out enough for her to actually sleep when we do tonight. It’s been a struggle though. I keep having to tip her out of her little kitty bed or a bean bag chair she tends to sleep in every 20 mins or so. And man has she been giving me nasty looks whenever I wake her up. Needless to say it’s been very satisfying
After a while I got tired of it too though, and I had to go upstairs to do some ironing, so I figured I’d lean both her bed and the beanbag against the wall vertically so she couldn’t get into them at all. But when I came downstairs I found this:

I should’ve known… she hasn’t been in the dog bed for a long time but it’s not the first time it’s happened. So meh, she found a way to outsmart me for a few minutes. Or so she thought anyway. My response to that was to go: “Sophie! Are you a good girl? Yes you are aren’t you? Awww yeah you’re such a good puppy! :D” Which resulted in the cat getting smacked in the face with a big ol’ wagging tail and had her bolting out of there immediately just like I wanted
So tonight we’ll see whether I got the last laugh or if she’s going to give me the worst sleepless night ever…
-Dee.










